But girlfriend, you told Barbara Walters on her pre-Oscar special that you never wear "trousers." You said it was because you have a big bum. Something I disagree with, by the way.
Then on Oprah's post-Oscar show, you walk out wearing...trousers! They were pencil-thin, black straight legged jeans with cuffs, and some kick-ass boots. You looked great, but what up with that?
Maybe the Queen will get the story when she has you over for tea.